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Wanna know what makes a great flash game? Ideas. Even without ANY flash knowledge, you can come up with the coolest ideas ever. So I wasn't impressed with PONG as an 'idea'. Just because you think you have lesser flash skills doesn't mean you should choose a crappy idea. Get thinking, and then try to learn the necessary skills to put the idea into action. Like did you really expect PONG to do good? Pong???
Well that aside, the game itself was bad. The enemy paddle was jumpy, and it was too easy - I beat the computer on 'impossible'.
One good thing: the ball's physics.
Keep at it though. Just next time, before you start, think of a really cool game idea and PLAN. If you can't do art, get someone to do it for you.
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IT ACTUALLY SUCKED SOOOO BAD! i normally don't say mean stuff like that, but it didn't even have a random response for when it didn't understand. lol my chatbot's even better than that and i made it in grade seven: http://chatterbot.netfirms.com/chatbo t.html (press cancel twice to quit once you're there)
lol. try again?
Author's Response:
I actually did try to make it so that he had a response if he didn't understand but it wouldn't work for me. Maybe i was using the wrong code.
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loved the game!
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Great game, but fuckiing fix that low friction 'upgrade'. really. that actually sucks. i gave you 2/5.
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See above.
5/5
Author's Response:
above? Oh well, thanks for stopping by!
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This awesome Vista Emulator pretty much sums up my entire opinion of Vista: Flashy Graphics, crappy everything else.
Thanks for making this, it rocks!
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:-D
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This was funny.
I got nerd :)
5/5
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lol just kidding. it was actually fucking awesome.
i gave it a 5/5!
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phew you scared me there for a sec!
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i got 942!
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but way too easy. At first it was good, but after about 6 or seven levels (or stages/whatever), the levels became so long that half way through, I'd already gotten one and a half times the points I needed, just by doing simple tricks.
Other than that though... 5/5!
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